Things I have learned since I've been on Earth
by Castiel
by Castiel
# Dean Winchester is fairly....entertaining. For a human.
# His brother Samuel is a bit odd. The first time he saw me, his eyes became wide and started glistening and for a moment I thought he was going to cry.
# The "Humans for Dummies - An Angel's Guide to Homo sapiens" Book? Not as useful as I thought it would be. The chapter about how humans get their eyeballs burned out of their skull when catching a glimpse of my true face was definitely not in there. Oh well. It's not like I didn't warn that Pamela woman to stop calling for me.
# Uriel has a problem with authority. Mine, at least.
# Wearing an accountant as my human form was a good move. Females tend to 'flirt' with me. And Men. Which is....a bit unsettling, but nothing I couldn't get used to. In fact, I might even enjoy it.
# Dean Winchester likes to eat. A lot.
# Dean Winchester also tends to confuse reality with porn. I am currently trying to find out the meaning of the word 'porn', but Sam refused to give me an answer when I asked him what it was, and Dean just stared at me, said "DUDE. Busty Asian Beauties? Riding Miss Daisy? Cunt Hardly Wait? I know who you did Last Summer?" and when I shook my head no, he rolled his eyes at me and left me standing.
# Dean Winchester must be the only person on this planet who manages it to mention their perky nipples more than once in a conversation.
# Sam Winchester has the weird habit of losing his shoe in the most untimely situations.
# Mary Winchester was a total babe.
# Anna got her Grace back.
# Anna also slept with Dean Winchester.
# Jealousy was not on the list of emotions I forgot about. Which I discovered when I learned that Anna had, in fact, slept with Dean Winchester.
# His brother Samuel is a bit odd. The first time he saw me, his eyes became wide and started glistening and for a moment I thought he was going to cry.
# The "Humans for Dummies - An Angel's Guide to Homo sapiens" Book? Not as useful as I thought it would be. The chapter about how humans get their eyeballs burned out of their skull when catching a glimpse of my true face was definitely not in there. Oh well. It's not like I didn't warn that Pamela woman to stop calling for me.
# Uriel has a problem with authority. Mine, at least.
# Wearing an accountant as my human form was a good move. Females tend to 'flirt' with me. And Men. Which is....a bit unsettling, but nothing I couldn't get used to. In fact, I might even enjoy it.
# Dean Winchester likes to eat. A lot.
# Dean Winchester also tends to confuse reality with porn. I am currently trying to find out the meaning of the word 'porn', but Sam refused to give me an answer when I asked him what it was, and Dean just stared at me, said "DUDE. Busty Asian Beauties? Riding Miss Daisy? Cunt Hardly Wait? I know who you did Last Summer?" and when I shook my head no, he rolled his eyes at me and left me standing.
# Dean Winchester must be the only person on this planet who manages it to mention their perky nipples more than once in a conversation.
# Sam Winchester has the weird habit of losing his shoe in the most untimely situations.
# Mary Winchester was a total babe.
# Anna got her Grace back.
# Anna also slept with Dean Winchester.
# Jealousy was not on the list of emotions I forgot about. Which I discovered when I learned that Anna had, in fact, slept with Dean Winchester.
These are the things I could think of off the top of my head. I am sure this list will get longer in time, though. After all, I still have to prepare Dean Winchester for the Lord's great plan.
That's it for now - I have to go, apparently, Dean is incapable of staying out of trouble for more than a day. *sigh*
- Castiel
That's it for now - I have to go, apparently, Dean is incapable of staying out of trouble for more than a day. *sigh*
- Castiel
